Y Footbal?? #1

Apa yang best nyer football n fifa stuff ni???
Nothing lah 4 me. Cuz i hate football.
But all i know its goin to be A Major disaster 4 me.
I better be prepare, i guess.
N lau suruh Mr Rain choose either football or me, ofcos lah dia pilih i u olls..
Ahahahaha.... *evil laughs* (Mr Rain, u better choose me!! =D) *it wont happen syifa*
Anyway, wen it comes to football, ofcos we(gurls)'ll thnk bout a game n guys.
Waaa... FYI people, im so lah allergic wif football...
Esp, wen it come to jerit2 n maki2 if gol x msk.
Lame!! Ahahaha... Its just a game, wer people tendang2 bola.. duh~~
N gurls, t 4 sho lah we all will be neglected by our boyfie! (its so unfair!!)
Dis r reasons y i hate football:

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I hate it wen i lepaking at mamak cool2, santai2.. n der u go..
"arrghhhhh!!!! babilah!! asal x masuk wei!!"(sambil hentak meja, n my milo pun tumpah)
Perlu ke jerit kat telinga aku wif all da babi words??!!!!
My ears is very lah da precious o.k.)
or
"Gol!!!!!!"
Wahhh.... Terkejut lah mangkuk2 sekalian !!!!!! plus, sakit telinga tau x!!!!

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Boyfie 1: Mlm ni, i nak stay up tgk football. U nak join???
Girlfie 1: WTF??!! But i tot kt nak have our own movie, like evry wednesday.. I just bought us tickets.. Lau suh stay up sama2 time i study, x nak lak... :(
Boyfie 1: Ala.. T i ganti duit..
Girlfie 1: *sigh* Gggrrrrr....

Boyfie 2: Yang.. mamak jom hr ni. mlm ni, ... lwn .... ni..
Girlfie 2: Tp i pakai vogue2 yang.. i tot kt pg dinner kt bla,bla,bla...
Boyfie 2: Alaa...dah smpai pun mamak. Lg pun minyk tggl sikit. N alang ada parking tu..
Girlfie 2: U ni, i malu lah...
Boyfie 2: Btw, i saja je pancing u coz nak u teman i...
Girlfie 2: @#$%&*@$*&!!!!!!
Boyfie 2: Haa.. x nak u tggl lam kete.. "i pegi kjp je... bye..
Girlfie 2: But.. but... *sighhhh*

Boyfie 3: U ni kenapa hah??!!!!
Girlfie 3: Bola, bola,bola.. Dats all u know. I mcm mana??!!
Boyfie 3: U ni mengada lah. Pls r x yah kecoh2 psl bnd kecik ni.
Girlfie 3: Whhoowattttt??!! Kecik?? N u kata i kecoh!! Now u pilih, i ke Fifa World Cup u??!!
Boyfie 3: Dah lah, i malas lyn u.. Tgk bola lg bgs. Semak kepala otak aku je.
Girlfie 3: Aku?? T__T (means.. dia dah pilih bola gak..)

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Tomorrow at class...

A: wey.. ni smlm.. mcm ni.. bodoh ar.. ntah pape..
B: aku bengang ngn.... ada ke boleh... x puas ati dowh..
C: sayang syal.. nak masuk dah... dah lah ada..
D: mcm gampang dowh... Aku ingat... sikit je lg...
E: pergh... aku dah agak dah... confirm.. eh, ko perasan x.. ala.. sapa yg..
Me: Guys. korang x boring ke ckp pasal ni??
A,B,C,D n E: Tak!!!! (serentak..)
Me: Borrieenggg nyerrr aku~ *sigh*

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Me: Gurls, pavi 'hangdo' jom shopping or movie-ing.. Since our boys are not around, maybe we can have our girlie day.. Besides, mall must be kinda 'quiet'.. So, we'll have da whole day nak have fun.
My gurls: I ngn sarah not free lah babe. Our boys nak g tgk soccer 2gether... We'd promised. We'll make it up kay. Ktorg x ajak u pun, cuz we knew u hate soccer.. Sorry dear. XOXO
Me: *A veryyy longggg sigh* (sampai hati u Ana, n Sarah also..)

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So, i x phm.. y, wen it comes to football... Evrythng jd mess up. Esp in relationship n friendship n girlieship, as well as mamakship.
N all turns to shit cuz evryone nak bertekak. Esp lau dapat org mcm i ni...
Relationshit, friendshit, girlieshit n nak "hangdo" kat mamak pun jd shit.

Whoever invented football (which is dah mati pun kot) must be A man yang: lonely, sad, jobless n important thng must be GIRLFRIEND-less.
Ouh my... im sick wen it came to football...
Pls guys.. dont hate me.

Cuz..

Im comel. *maybe* (x da kena mengena)
Neway, post ni saja 4 menggedik n hope u guys have no heart feelings yaa cuz i,me, myself mengalaminya..
Dis is just 4 my luahan hati kecil ku n share2 pengalaman.. Ahahah. Cliche gila.
Apa2 pun, wait 4 da next post "y football?#2" kay.. Muaacchhh~

~XOXO~